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LARK
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WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK
USERNAME:
LARK
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WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK
USERNAME:
LARK
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WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK
USERNAME:
LARK
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die pretty stay sexy forever
and you didn't save me jackshit?? koby 😭 i thought we had something special
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i got a whole bag with your name on it, topshelf shit
💓💓💓
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for now
thank you baby boy
don't tell my daddy on me or he'll ship me back to "rehab" 🙄🙄
embry's still so far up my ass i should be charging him rent
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they taking good care of you here?
it's been boring as fuck without you running the show circuit, you know.
never.
fuck embry he doesn't know anything
[he's not 100% which one embry is, but the sentiment stands.]
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it's been good here but no one kisses my kiss as nice as you do
least i'm well-fucked
yeah, embry don't know shit
someone should break it to him 💔
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flatterer.
kiss and tell???? please???
you going to that party thing?
you should tell him in front of everyone.
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you ever been told to open your mouth like it's a goddamn executive order?
and yeah, before your slutty ass asks, it's big
of course i'm going
you can watch him lick the bottom of my louboutins after ash gets done putting him through it
he's in trouble 😇
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i'll draw you a map sometime 💓
thank fuck for that, democracy alive and well in 2008. can't vote for a man who isn't hung.
haha yay good 💓
i'll get it on camera, maybe
is he mad ur fucking his brother or mad u arent fucking him?
unless u are 👀👀👀
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explains why your ass is always down under someone's dick
nah
he's mad i'm in his brother's bed, his brother's ear, and probably in his fuckin will too
he wants to be his brother so bad it makes his balls ache
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damn it, ani that was FUNNY lmfao
and that's like
hot for you, or?
not that i'm judging!! i can appreciate how sexy angry guys can be.
have you ever like
y'know
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least someone still appreciates my genius
you think i'd hand the crown jewel of american cunt to a dude that jerks off to his own paperwork?
koby
how many xannies did you pop on that plane cause i'm worried about your brain function now
classified information sorry
i can't give away state secrets 😇
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firstly: thank u for specifying american, love u too.
secondly: bitch. i have eyes. they're both hot.
ughhHHhHHHHhhhhhh say u hate me next time.
what're you wearing to this thing?
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you want me to fuck someone unelectable for you??
power makes people hotter
god's got a sense of humor for giving embry that face and that kinda money with THAT shitty personality
i'm thinking something so slutty even secret service needs to take a break to jerk off
you wanna see?
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god bless america, i guess 👍
nah i want you to fuck someone who cums diamonds and is obsessed with going down on you.
another argument for atheism.
it's fine, i don't need him to talk 😏😏😏
!!!!! yes i wanna SEE!!! can i do ur nails or are you too bougie now????
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too bad he ain't real 💔💔 and if he is you haven't found him for me
koby whose side is your dick on
answer carefully
my heels are sharp and i got unresolved issues to work through
and no, bitch, you’re doing my nails
nobody gets me like you do
( attached: single photo, with the expected flair: sparkle on sparkle on sparkle. )
slut's verdict?
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once i finish spitting out diamonds ofc
ani my dick has no thoughts it just says BOUNCE ON IT 24/7
if hes off-limits just say the word and i'll keep it in my pants
my lacy, see through, easy access pants.
damn right 😘 i'll make u look classy, promise
[attached: a ten-second audio clip of an obviously tipsy, very aussie "biiiiIIIIITICH!!!!"]
you're gonna kill em
president vp ag byob fyi cabinet and TREASURY found DEAD IN BUMFUCK NOWHERE ENGLAND!!!!!
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if you spit diamonds i want 10% commission as your agent
whore union rules
( not, shockingly, bitter. a plot twist on the role of ex-wife, if she ever really was a wife to him at all. her marriage to fp was her first box office bomb — there's probably more happiness to be found in the back of koby's throat than the whole damn charade of romance they'd acted out. )
bounce on it til your back breaks babe
i don't give a shit
just let him know i fuck better when you're done with him
embry's got this fantasy in his head that he gives better head than i do
i want that playing as my soundtrack every time i walk into a room btw
just don't get pissy when i tell you who my date is
reminder: i'm letting you get dicked down by my ex, don't be an ungrateful slut 💋
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i say peer-reviewed dick
i’ll give u 15% cause u called me pretty that one time 😘😘😘
[it could’ve been bad – koby’s ass on fp’s phone, his mouth where ani’s used to be, a downgrade, a compromise, cheaper and easier and less valuable, the gucci knock-off of an easy fuck. but it hadn’t been, and koby’s too afraid (secretly, shamefully, desperately) of losing one of the few people he trusts to ask why.]
i mean he gets me after the newlyweds do so
might just tell him to lick them outta me if he wants to hit so bad
but i’ll give u a shout-out babe, dw 😇
wait who who who who?????
not the cat guy with the mustache right
or the cat
is it the cat? 🤔
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i AM a scholar of cock studies 🎓
you should have been my wedding gift tbh lol
your ass's got more healing power than jesus and therapy combined
henry????
baby if i give him a taste of this pussy again he's gonna propose (AGAIN)
you remember danny
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if u say "not worth it" i definitely only let them hit like
twice
you say the nicest things!!!
idk it was fun
weird but fun
doing that shit for free
whatEVER
what kinda guy is named "henry" 🙄🙄🙄
oh yeah
i remember danny 😏
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i don’t waste rides on dick that ain't worth it and that's fact, babe
yeah???
just don't let it fool you into thinking marriage's some kinda fun game
hell no, not worth the mess
it's the name of a guy who's two orgasms away from buying me a house
don't worry i'm not sleeping with him
yeah i bet you do
gonna give the room a reason to remember him too
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besides then i know they're like [safe] worth it.
oh yeah
shanks was always sweet, even when he was engaged to that pretty girl
the blonde one
but two of them oh my godddddd 😩😩😩
don't you worry tho i'll stay living in sin til i die~~~~
houses mean commitment. first it's a house and then it's "honey who's this guy in your dms" and then it's "why don't you look at me when we fuck anymore".
omg you bad GIRL
are you gonna get stuck in the washer or something, stepmommy?
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for most of em, anyway
( not naming names of one man who was always the exception to the rule, on threat of death. )
babe you know how little that narrows it down
buffy??? she's cute
didn't think she was shanks type
ok what if it's a penthouse
what do penthouses mean
oh my GOD fuck off with that
i'm gonna send fp into cardiac and piss embry off into early retirement that's what i'm gonna do
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hit it and quit it, sweetie
learned that from the best 😘
NO no no lmfao no
greer, i think? she's smart idk i never met her i was too busy fucking her fiance.
yeah she's not. it was a whole beard thing
he's married now tho 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
penthouses mean anal exclusively.
that's in the bible.
god damn right u are
do you think i'll lose my passport if i point and laugh at a government official?
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damn. guess you put her man's loyalty through the paces for her
she know? cause if you did that shit to me before the divorce papers were dry i would've helped you pick your funeral outfit
then pushed you off a balcony. with love, babe 💕
write that into my next vows. penthouses mean anal. love is real, lube is kind
if the government official is embry "stick up his ass" moore??? yeah
don't worry honey i'll steal it back for you
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