[ There are a number of more innocuous ways he could start, from commenting on her choice of username to asking after the colored tinsel in her hair or why she always looks so sour at meals, but, ever at least assuming the mask of a gentleman: ]
[ On the eve of their respective establishments' openings, Silco leaves a delivery for Ani with one of her girls. When the (simple, red) wrapping paper is peeled back, a cigar box is revealed underneath, packed full and bearing a note that reads, simply: ]
[ A few hours after seeing this, Giles leaves a tray outside Ani's door. There's a butterfly cake on a little plate with a single candle in it, a small vase with some flowers from the dining room, and a note. ]
( at the carnival, she'd won ani a pink bear, and herself a matching yellow one. so. with the message comes attached a picture — her yellow bear pinned to a stripper pole, arms tucked around it, coyly peering from the side. it does look like a stiff breeze would probably knock it out of place. the positioning definitely took some time. a lot of time, actually. )
still hiring? mr. money shot needs to make rent. gambling addiction. it's really serious.
[true to his word, there's a delivery to ani's door before the end of his first day back at the hex club, where he's bright-eyed and chipper and earnest. the basket is a simple one, mostly things from the pantry -- a decent bottle of champagne, chocolates, some candied fruit -- that seemed "thank you for helping me be a slut" appropriate. there's also a set of press-on nails that koby had made himself, while convalescing in bed over the last week or so. they're a touch clumsy in places (he had been concussed), but overall painstaking work.
and of course, there's the review: single-spaced, typed, no emoji's or glitter pen, nothing overly fancy:]
Formal Lubricant Review for Ms. Ani Disclaimer: All opinions therein are the author's own and in no way reflect the official position of the Hex Club, Pink Slip or associated entities, this author is not being reimbursed for review and receives no monetary compensation for positive lubrication scoring, names have been changed to protect the innocent but you can probably guess who I'm talking about.
First and foremost, thank you for the time, attention to detail and dedication in your gifting, Ms. Ani, it was very much appreciated by myself and my partner(s). I hope my token of appreciation is to your standards, though please let me know your favorites so I can be better prepared moving forward. As promised, I've collected the following reflections on the supplies provided and come to the following conclusions:
[and then koby meticulously rates and reviews every single flavor of lube, from the cotton candy to the strawberry to the "bizarrely named, respectfully" bubblegum-raspberry-twist. the highest rated is by far:]
Pink Lemonade TASTE: ★★★★★ CONSISTENCY: ★★★★☆ EFFECTIVENESS: ★★★★★ (+bonus) LONGEVITY: ★★★★☆ OVERALL: ★★★★★ (+bonus) COMMENTS: Slightly slicker than bubblegum, tasted much better, not too sweet with enough sourness that I said offhand "my mouth is already watering so much" and he did that thigh-shuddery ready-to-come thing he does and told me I needed to dirty talk more (hence the bonus). I'm not sure if this counts as my homework since it was sort of unintentional, but I did say other things when he was ready to go a second and third time.
[and so on and so forth, concluding with:] I hope this review is satisfactory, though please let me know if any edits are needed and what further homework might assist in my upward mobility as an employee. And I hope you like the nails. :)
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Thank you for the other night.
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text | @buck120
you awake yet?
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a gift
For a belated happy birthday - RG
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text — un: BUFFY
still hiring? mr. money shot needs to make rent.
gambling addiction. it's really serious.
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delivery; cw: nsfw as well
and of course, there's the review: single-spaced, typed, no emoji's or glitter pen, nothing overly fancy:]
Disclaimer: All opinions therein are the author's own and in no way reflect the official position of the Hex Club, Pink Slip or associated entities, this author is not being reimbursed for review and receives no monetary compensation for positive lubrication scoring, names have been changed to protect the innocent but you can probably guess who I'm talking about.
First and foremost, thank you for the time, attention to detail and dedication in your gifting, Ms. Ani, it was very much appreciated by myself and my partner(s). I hope my token of appreciation is to your standards, though please let me know your favorites so I can be better prepared moving forward. As promised, I've collected the following reflections on the supplies provided and come to the following conclusions:
[and then koby meticulously rates and reviews every single flavor of lube, from the cotton candy to the strawberry to the "bizarrely named, respectfully" bubblegum-raspberry-twist. the highest rated is by far:]
Pink Lemonade
TASTE: ★★★★★
CONSISTENCY: ★★★★☆
EFFECTIVENESS: ★★★★★ (+bonus)
LONGEVITY: ★★★★☆
OVERALL: ★★★★★ (+bonus)
COMMENTS: Slightly slicker than bubblegum, tasted much better, not too sweet with enough sourness that I said offhand "my mouth is already watering so much" and he did that thigh-shuddery ready-to-come thing he does and told me I needed to dirty talk more (hence the bonus). I'm not sure if this counts as my homework since it was sort of unintentional, but I did say other things when he was ready to go a second and third time.
[and so on and so forth, concluding with:] I hope this review is satisfactory, though please let me know if any edits are needed and what further homework might assist in my upward mobility as an employee. And I hope you like the nails. :)
--Koby (EOTM May '08)