[true to his word, there's a delivery to ani's door before the end of his first day back at the hex club, where he's bright-eyed and chipper and earnest. the basket is a simple one, mostly things from the pantry -- a decent bottle of champagne, chocolates, some candied fruit -- that seemed "thank you for helping me be a slut" appropriate. there's also a set of press-on nails that koby had made himself, while convalescing in bed over the last week or so. they're a touch clumsy in places (he had been concussed), but overall painstaking work.
and of course, there's the review: single-spaced, typed, no emoji's or glitter pen, nothing overly fancy:]
Formal Lubricant Review for Ms. Ani Disclaimer: All opinions therein are the author's own and in no way reflect the official position of the Hex Club, Pink Slip or associated entities, this author is not being reimbursed for review and receives no monetary compensation for positive lubrication scoring, names have been changed to protect the innocent but you can probably guess who I'm talking about.
First and foremost, thank you for the time, attention to detail and dedication in your gifting, Ms. Ani, it was very much appreciated by myself and my partner(s). I hope my token of appreciation is to your standards, though please let me know your favorites so I can be better prepared moving forward. As promised, I've collected the following reflections on the supplies provided and come to the following conclusions:
[and then koby meticulously rates and reviews every single flavor of lube, from the cotton candy to the strawberry to the "bizarrely named, respectfully" bubblegum-raspberry-twist. the highest rated is by far:]
Pink Lemonade TASTE: ★★★★★ CONSISTENCY: ★★★★☆ EFFECTIVENESS: ★★★★★ (+bonus) LONGEVITY: ★★★★☆ OVERALL: ★★★★★ (+bonus) COMMENTS: Slightly slicker than bubblegum, tasted much better, not too sweet with enough sourness that I said offhand "my mouth is already watering so much" and he did that thigh-shuddery ready-to-come thing he does and told me I needed to dirty talk more (hence the bonus). I'm not sure if this counts as my homework since it was sort of unintentional, but I did say other things when he was ready to go a second and third time.
[and so on and so forth, concluding with:] I hope this review is satisfactory, though please let me know if any edits are needed and what further homework might assist in my upward mobility as an employee. And I hope you like the nails. :)
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delivery; cw: nsfw as well
and of course, there's the review: single-spaced, typed, no emoji's or glitter pen, nothing overly fancy:]
Disclaimer: All opinions therein are the author's own and in no way reflect the official position of the Hex Club, Pink Slip or associated entities, this author is not being reimbursed for review and receives no monetary compensation for positive lubrication scoring, names have been changed to protect the innocent but you can probably guess who I'm talking about.
First and foremost, thank you for the time, attention to detail and dedication in your gifting, Ms. Ani, it was very much appreciated by myself and my partner(s). I hope my token of appreciation is to your standards, though please let me know your favorites so I can be better prepared moving forward. As promised, I've collected the following reflections on the supplies provided and come to the following conclusions:
[and then koby meticulously rates and reviews every single flavor of lube, from the cotton candy to the strawberry to the "bizarrely named, respectfully" bubblegum-raspberry-twist. the highest rated is by far:]
Pink Lemonade
TASTE: ★★★★★
CONSISTENCY: ★★★★☆
EFFECTIVENESS: ★★★★★ (+bonus)
LONGEVITY: ★★★★☆
OVERALL: ★★★★★ (+bonus)
COMMENTS: Slightly slicker than bubblegum, tasted much better, not too sweet with enough sourness that I said offhand "my mouth is already watering so much" and he did that thigh-shuddery ready-to-come thing he does and told me I needed to dirty talk more (hence the bonus). I'm not sure if this counts as my homework since it was sort of unintentional, but I did say other things when he was ready to go a second and third time.
[and so on and so forth, concluding with:] I hope this review is satisfactory, though please let me know if any edits are needed and what further homework might assist in my upward mobility as an employee. And I hope you like the nails. :)
--Koby (EOTM May '08)