( at the carnival, she'd won ani a pink bear, and herself a matching yellow one. so. with the message comes attached a picture — her yellow bear pinned to a stripper pole, arms tucked around it, coyly peering from the side. it does look like a stiff breeze would probably knock it out of place. the positioning definitely took some time. a lot of time, actually. )
still hiring? mr. money shot needs to make rent. gambling addiction. it's really serious.
( attached: her fuzzy bear propped up to the mess of her vanity mirror, a perfect pink match for the glitz of ani's decor, one of ani's velvet chokers tied to its neck, and a paw balancing lube like it's a glossy trophy. in the reflection, her wide smile is cut off to give the focus to a manicured hand playfully flashing a middle finger, a gemstone shining on the nail. )
tell mr. money shot to get good at hustling or stop blowing his load on blackjack so early 💸💸💸
got some follow-up questions for him before i try him out 1. does he look cute in a bowtie 2. can he pop it
( follow up: buffy doesn't have a bowtie on her, but she does have a piece of ribbon, long enough to knot over his tiny teddy throat. not that you can see much of it — the picture shows mr. money shot posed for the camera, fat bear butt up in the air, head bonked on the ground. )
your customers will be BEARY pleased. i guarantee it. 🐻💛
Edited (not me missing the obvious pun) 2025-05-27 00:18 (UTC)
( an image volleyed back: the same pink bear, wearing a scantily clad thong definitely not designed for bears. someone has dusted glitter, lovingly, on his ass. )
long as he doesn't come for the crown only one juicy ass gets the spotlight, honey, and it ain't his 🐻❄️✨ showtime, bitch
( is buffy that type? a part of her wants to say yes, but the more honest answer is something more like sometimes. on the subject of herself, buffy is generally resigned to frugality. she's learned this, over the years — not to be connected, to always be in charge. when it comes to creepy crawlies that go bump in the night? yeah. she goes to fucking get it. (slay it, dust it, enjoy the feeling of her stake in something's chest.)
where it concerns ani? well. she did say there's nothing hotter. buffy doesn't look the fact she wants to be seen as hot by ani too closely in the face. )
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still hiring? mr. money shot needs to make rent.
gambling addiction. it's really serious.
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tell mr. money shot to get good at hustling or stop blowing his load on blackjack so early 💸💸💸
got some follow-up questions for him before i try him out
1. does he look cute in a bowtie
2. can he pop it
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( follow up: buffy doesn't have a bowtie on her, but she does have a piece of ribbon, long enough to knot over his tiny teddy throat. not that you can see much of it — the picture shows mr. money shot posed for the camera, fat bear butt up in the air, head bonked on the ground. )
your customers will be BEARY pleased. i guarantee it. 🐻💛
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long as he doesn't come for the crown
only one juicy ass gets the spotlight, honey, and it ain't his
🐻❄️✨ showtime, bitch
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you know, saying that's just gonna make him try harder. he's a guy who likes a goal.
( they are not talking about mr. money shot. )
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he the the "i saw it, i want it, i'm gonna fucking get it" type?
nothing hotter than a guy who knows what he wants
( they are not talking about mr. money shot. )
i can respect the hustle
tell him to come get it
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where it concerns ani? well. she did say there's nothing hotter. buffy doesn't look the fact she wants to be seen as hot by ani too closely in the face. )
on that note
what are you up to tonight?
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but i'm kinda waiting for this cute blonde to come hang
wanna cause some trouble?