( while on her sixth emotional breakdown cig of the day — )
1. don't snitch to jake that i corrupted your virgin baby lungs 2. yeah but only if i can film it for my home video collection. baby's first cigarette ❤️
( "grave." ani stares at the word for an impossible amount of time. )
1. cool, you'll be keeping that secret for a long ass time then. does pink go gray when you're a geezer? 2. well if you wanna act like a seasoned vet you can roll a joint for me next
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2. Can you promise not to laugh at me if I throw up when I smoke it?
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1. don't snitch to jake that i corrupted your virgin baby lungs
2. yeah but only if i can film it for my home video collection. baby's first cigarette ❤️
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2. I'm very used to secondhand smoke, I don't think it'll be THAT different. But sure, you can film it.
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1. cool, you'll be keeping that secret for a long ass time then. does pink go gray when you're a geezer?
2. well if you wanna act like a seasoned vet you can roll a joint for me next
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2. You trust me with that?
Can I have some?