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sᴀʟᴛʙᴜʀɴᴛ | ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪɴᴋ sʟɪᴘ.
The Pink Slip's currency operates on desire and exposure. You "pay" with: humiliation (onstage, in performances, etc), desperation (confessions, public obedience, exhibitionism), willingness to degrade or be degraded, sexual favors — bartered, begged for, or performed in private or public, and trophies (panties left behind, scandalous video clips left on staff's phones, hot gossip), etc.
If you're poor in shame or pride? Ani's not interested. Come back when you're more pathetic.
Guests can't just walk in as they please. You either: receive a Pink Slip invite (a physical velvet-card embossed with a sealed kiss and a secret password to enter) from Ani herself, on recommendation from Silco if he chooses to vouch for you, you "pay" an entry fee, or are brought by a patron who already has access — but you're their responsibility for the night, which means their behavior reflects on you. If you fuck up, they pay for it.
LOCATION: Hidden behind a velvet-paneled wall at the back of Silco's Host Club. A faint outline of a lipsticked mouth is the only sign you're at the right spot.
HOURS: Open Friday through Monday from 10 PM to dawn (4/5 AM).
THE RULES:
1. Desire, shame, and sweat are currency.
2. No touching the dancers unless invited. Consent is key.
3. Hurt a dancer, and your ass-beating is the next show on rotation.
4. Lap dances and private time are not rights. They are privileges you request or earn.
5. Ani's room is sacred ground. No entering without an invite.
6. No phones unless you're recording something stupid or sexy.
Strung above it: pink neon hearts, busted disco balls, and a chandelier made of tangled pearls and stripper heels. At the far end sits The Confessional Chair — bubblegum velvet with no arms, and bolted to the stage for when a dancer wants you still, on display, and squirming for everyone to see.
Lined with crushed velvet barstools in tacky shades of bubblegum and fuchsia, The Gutter glows under a haze of pink neon signs shaped like lips, handcuffs, and melting hearts. Glitter clings to every surface — including your drink — and the bartop itself is lacquered clear over a collage of torn-up lingerie, crumpled membership slips, smeared lipstick prints, and old cigarettes. If you leave a mark here, it stays.
Bartenders ignore orders unless you've paid the emotional tax. Every drink has a secret — something you must say or do to receive it. Some drinks contain aphrodisiacs, others induce feelings like tears. All of them make you feel something. Examples of drinks and their payments include:
Pink Lightning: Say something cruel you've never apologized for. Now apologize — to a stranger.
Silk Slip Martini: Remove one item of clothing and leave it behind, to be displayed at the bar.
Bitch in Heat: Crawl to the bar on all fours. You don't get off your knees until the bartender nods.
Ani's Special: Let Ani spit in your drink. Drink it anyway. Smile and say thank you.
Russian Roulette: Let a dancer decide which one you get — but you can't drink it yourself. They feed it to you with their mouth.
The Slut's Prayer: Get on your knees and tell the bartender who you've betrayed. Then beg for their forgiveness.
LUST — themed by obsession, overstimulation, denial, craving. The Lust Room isn't just about touch — it's about wanting to be wanted. Dancers here slow everything down. Clients are teased, praised, denied. Clothing is removed like ritual. Some performances are whispered fantasies or exploring hands. Others are strictly non-contact — just the agony of watching what you can't have. Yes, that includes the Cuck Chair.
Dancers might crawl across the floor. Pull you into their lap. Tell you they dreamed about you — just to watch you believe it. It's not always overtly sexual. Sometimes it's about obsession, yearning, the desire around being desired. Sometimes, it's about not being seen at all until someone makes you look.
GLUTTONY — is for those who want to gorge on everything: attention, affection, flesh, praise. This room indulges excess in all forms — verbal, physical, emotional. It's pure overindulgence given form: layered caresses, endless kisses, insatiable whispers promising more, more, more. You'll be pushed past your limits, trapped in a cycle of craving and surrender, made to confess how much you need it all — more touch, more attention, more devotion.
In the Gluttony Room, lust is just a bottomless pit. It's less about satiation, more about the intoxicating torment of never getting enough.
GREED — For those who want to earn what they're given, this room is a stage for games of control and the cost of receiving it. It's not about money, but value: what you're worth, what you'll give to get closer. You pay in pieces of yourself. For every inch you want closer, you give them something more. Darker, more vulnerable, more raw, more honest, more desperate. If you can't go further, they leave you behind to fend for yourself. The ultimate game of denial.
SLOTH — dancers don't perform in the Sloth Room. They exist. They stretch out beside you, drape over you like lazy cats, blow smoke in your face, and roll their hips like they're dreaming. They might let you rest your head on their lap while they trail their fingers down your chest — half-asleep and half-bored.
If you want attention? You wait for it. If you want more? You prove you deserve it. If you try too hard? Talk too fast? Ask for anything? You're shown the door.
This is where you pay for the privilege of going at someone else's pace, and it's always, always deliciously slow.
WRATH — is for punishment and consensual degradation. This is not about safe fantasies. It's about seeing what happens when someone gets inside your head and decides to burn it all down, or encourages your worst desires to take shape.
Dancers slap you with truths, or just their hands. They force confessions. They humiliate — cruel and careful — until you're raw from the inside out. Sometimes they hold your face too tight. Sometimes they make you beg for forgiveness for something they just made up — and then tell you they still don't believe you. They can be rough, elegant, or deadly soft, but they're never kind.
ENVY — is for those who want what they can't have. This room invites longing. You're either on display or watching someone else get what you begged for. Dancers here don't just tease; they stoke the fire of your jealousy by giving their attention just enough to drive you wild, then turning it away like you're nothing to them.
They'll whisper in your ear about the things they shouldn't share — stories of others who have them, touches they save for someone else, and desires they refuse to fulfill for you. Here, envy is a delicious kink about ownership, submission, and the aching, desperate craving for a touch that's always just out of reach.
PRIDE — for those who want to be worshipped or destroyed trying. In the Pride Room, dancers worship your ego like a god. They're here to feed your vanity, boost your confidence, or drag your ego through the mud and demand you worship them — if that's what you need. The client gets to decide to be the prize or the pawn.
This is a room where you are both adored and challenged. The dancer knows exactly when to praise and when to cut. Pride demands perfection and devotion — and punishes failure with humiliating displays, chastising touches, or the merciless denial of pleasure. Here, pride is about craving validation through submission, pushing limits under the gaze of a superior, and surrendering your ego to feel the sharpest thrill of all.
You don't come here to feel good. You come to feel important. And, sometimes, to be reminded that even gods can be broken down. You leave either adored or humiliated, but often both.
To get inside, you need to earn it through acts of raw devotion, public displays that make an idiot out of you, confessions that leave you stripped down, worship without pride. Rumor says Ani respects those who bleed honesty or intensity — no sweet talk, no half-assed measures. Only full, brutal offerings get her attention. Prove you're obsessed, prove you're not bluffing, prove you want her, and maybe you'll get the backstage pass.
When she picks you, a dancer slips a butterfly charm into your palm, marking you for the slaughter.
ISO.
APPLY HERE.
🖤 INVITES & MEMBERSHIP.
Re: APPLY HERE.
Name: Peter Parker
Stage Name (if different): I'm kind of drawing a blank here, but I'm open to suggestions.
What job you want:
✔ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age:
19
💅 WHY YOU?
I'm really flexible and can climb up a pole. Like, without my hands. If you don't believe me, I'm super happy to show you. I'm also kind of famous back where I'm from? I can't tell you how, because it's kind of a secret, but I am.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
I've got lots of climbing experience? Years of experience. Not only up poles, but also up walls and buildings. I can hang out there for a really long time.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
✔ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☐ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
I'm also really responsible and I pick up after myself.
no subject
Name: Isolde Laurence
Stage Name (if different): Just Isolde
What job you want:
☒ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age: 21.
💅 WHY YOU?
I'm new. I'd like to meet new people — I'm trying to put myself out there more. Plus, the culture here seems very spirited.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
Technically I learned how to give lapdances from the biggest secret Don in America. I have a couple moves. I'm also very good at learning, particularly if the teacher knows what they're doing.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☒ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☐ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
I can work as a bouncer too, if you need it. I might not look like it, but they taught me a lot of self defense in the monastery. (Would be nun made stripper is a fun angle, maybe?)
no subject
Name: Tara Carpenter
Stage Name (if different): DJ Ghostface Killer (DJGK)
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☑️ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age:
22
💅 WHY YOU?
I'm good with music.
Also I can press buttons like them best of 'em.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
Buttons are kind of not a thing back in 2023 but still, I can press them real good.
Also I'm savvy around that kind of hardware/software.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☑️ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☐ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
I have a video camera, are you interested in making some shorts of your girls? We could maybe set up some screens, add a little of ~visual ambience~ if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
no subject
Name: Thresher Shark
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☑ Den Mother
☑ Personal Assistant
☑ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age:
27
💅 WHY YOU?
I like to stay busy, but I mind my own fucking business. I won't ask stupid questions or tolerate other people's. I never lose track of things or people, and the last time I cried was six years ago.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
I started working when I was 15. Waitressing, retail, housekeeping, all the shitty jobs that teach a girl how to stay organized and exactly what kind of treatment she should never put up with.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☑ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☐ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
I checked off three different jobs because I wasn't sure where you'd need me most, but I trust your judgment. Anyone who can corral both Saber and Devon has my respect.
no subject
Name: Wally West
Stage Name (if different): Rudolph (male), Wyndi Lauper (drag)
What job you want:
✔ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age: 24
💅 WHY YOU?
Honestly? So I don't get bored and accidentally open a wormhole or something. (Probably won't happen, but you never know with speedsters.) I'm flexible, I have a great ass, and if you need help cleaning up or redecorating (hello Christmas!) I'm, you know, fast. Really fast.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
Learned from the best, my alternate universe best friend Dick Grayson. Acrobatics are part of the gig. Used to do drag shows at Bi the Way (Lando's club) back in Eudio too and hosted last year's Christmas annual.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☐ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
✔ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☐ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
I'd drink poison for you, imagine what else I can do. I can be whoever you want me to be, baby. 😘
no subject
Name: Peony
Stage Name (if different): Miss P, Sweet Pea, Pea
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
✔ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age:
26
💅 WHY YOU?
I can kill a man at 120ft.
I was an unwanted child. Nobody can make me cry that I don't want to.
I enjoy organisational charts and colour coding.
I was the champion of the Fairy Queen of Summer for ten years - I have been told this is a similar role to a personal assistant.
I recently went from being newly arrived to the second-most-influential woman in a pocket dimension in just seven months - hopefully that speaks to my work ethic.
I can magically turn myself into anyone. I can and will use this for mine and your entertainment.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
Birth - 21
> Daughter of a noble family. Ran away because they tried to marry me off. Sold my virginity to my fairy godmother for magic.
21 - 25
> Disowned Adventurer. Slayer of Venomfang the Dragon. Champion of the Summer Court. Bardic Darling of the Realm. Warlock of Titania.
25 - Current
> Marchioness of Rubilyk. Currently seeking new opportunities.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
✔ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
✔ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
I'm bored. And I'm bored of being bored.
no subject
Name: Yelena
Stage Name (if different): The Widow
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☒ Bodyguard
Age: Thirty something
💅 WHY YOU?
I can hold my own with the heaviest hitters. Anyone that comes at you will be flat on their back before they know what hit them. Plus you are tight with Bob and Sam, so I care that nothing happens to you.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
You practically got my CV during trials but here's something that Homelander didn't know: I have been trained to kill since childhood.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☒ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☒ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
You have high standards. When it comes to this, I set the standard.
no subject
Name: embry moore
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☑ Bodyguard
Age:
38
💅 WHY YOU?
Why not me? You know I can do it. (Do NOT bring up the fact that you busted my face open, that was NOT my regular level of functionality.) (Don't bring up any of that day, actually.)
🛠 EXPERIENCE
Do I really have to air out my dirty laundry here? I could write you a war novel and then shoot myself in the head.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☐ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☑ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
Since I know you're going to (unfairly) reject my application (counts as discrimination, by the way), I can offer my services as an understudy for when your regular hire needs to jerk off or accidentally eats some of the magic candy that always seems to show up around here. But really, I'm available as your friend (I don't want to hear what you have to say to this), because I don't want you to ever feel like you don't have someone to boss around. Even if I'm last on the list. If you need something, just call. Being alone isn't the way to go here. I wish I'd learned that lesson sooner.
Also, I refuse to work if Danny has a shift that day. I have standards.
no subject
Name: Qimir
Stage Name (if different): N/A
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
✔ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age:
Over 30
💅 WHY YOU?
I work hard, always remember meals (especially protein), and take a thoughtful, psychological approach to relationships. My presence is very soothing. Some of my closest friends are deeply unhappy and indulge in risky behavior. Also, I've been informed that remaining jobless makes people erratic here. The most erratic people I've met already have jobs. No need to test the limits.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
Small business operation (fewer than two employees) in a home galaxy, spanning multiple worlds, peopled with diverse clientele. I started my own apprenticeship very young, and became an independent instructor myself. Our main industries were goods and health services. My role was public-facing.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☐ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
✔ I pop in when I want — deal with it
✔ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
I'm abstaining from music discussions for the foreseeable future because I come from 'outer space.' I can probably also handle some paperwork, if necessary.
no subject
Name: max guevara
Stage Name (if different): N/A unless you give them to bouncers
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
✓ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age: 25
💅 WHY YOU?
the ad they wrote up for me undersold it. i've got the strength to toss guys twice my size across the room, the endurance to take whatever they give me and give it back times ten without breaking a sweat, and the will to deny whatever sob story they give me if they decide to start pressing their luck with you and the others.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
nothing official except for bouncing a guy on his ass for extorting girls who were working in his hotel.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
✓ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☐ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
you don't strike me as someone who gets impressed by words. so if you wanna give me a test run instead, i'll prove i can back up what i've said and you can decide whether or not that works for you and yours.
no subject
Name: sam carpenter
Stage Name (if different): nightshade
What job you want:
✔ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age:
27
💅 WHY YOU?
felt like trying my hand onstage every once in a while, if you wanna give me a shot.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
i'd need help when it comes to the pole, but dance is a big part of musical theatre which i intended to do before drugs and murderers got in the way.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
✔ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☐ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
✔ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
i think being onstage could provide a unique opportunity for looking out for people who might try to fuck with us (never let it be said that i can't multitask).
no subject
Name: Theo Price
Stage Name (if different): Teddie ♥
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☑️ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age:
Regrettably 25.
💅 WHY YOU?
I'm chatty, friendly and just enough of a flirt to be good for business. Plus my wife's a dancer and I would love an excuse to watch her.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
My personal experience as a lush in this and past lives and my artistic abilities have prepared me for greatness. I can also charm drinks for funsies ♥
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☑️ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☑️ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
I'll wear a slutty uniform if you want me to.
no subject
Name: Valentina Littlepebble
Stage Name (if different): Moonbeam!
What job you want:
✓ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
✓ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
✓ Bodyguard
Age:
113.
💅 WHY YOU?
You don't have any other dancers like me and my employment would mean that my full scope of magic is at your disposal as well. It could be for dramatics on the stage, or healing backstage. You could be the only woman in the realm with a bodyguard who can turn into a bear at will!
🛠 EXPERIENCE
Many decades as the right hand to an archdruid of a forest containing many different species of humanoid and creatures - my pet project was in creating a safe haven for werewolves (actual, not that awful game I'm hearing about) - if I can wrangle lycanthropes, I think I can wrangle dancing girls. No offense meant to any of the dancers, of course.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
✓ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
✓ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
If you would like a demonstration of any relevant skills, I would be happy to show you!
no subject
Name: Tristan Thomas
Stage Name (if different): N/A
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☒ Bodyguard
Age:
29
💅 WHY YOU?
Because Isolde will be there, and it's my duty to protect her.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
12 years with the army - 8 of active service. Currently, I work as a bodyguard for the owner of one of the most popular kink clubs in America.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☐ Regular as hell — gimme shifts☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☐ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
Whenever Isolde is working.
💋 LAST WORDS
She might be my priority, but I'd still protect you and your establishment as needed.
no subject
Name: Parisa Kamali
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☑︎ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age: Old enough.
💅 WHY YOU?
I've been a whore my entire life. Who knows better what the ladies of the night need than one of their own number? It's the previous question that stays my hand in offering myself as one of your dancers — I'm too old to be swinging around on a pole. Not to mention, I'm lacking certain assets that patrons generally long to see in their hired help. Not to undersell my abilities, which are varied and impressive. Please see below.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
One English prince and his estranged uncle — two Rolls Royce in Buckingham Palace, not that I drive.
An additional 50 or so members of Parliament — a permanent suite in The Ritz London, and hand signed Christmas card from the Queen that read, "Merry Christmas, Parisa. Never come back to England."
Two separate Austrian cabinet members — a piano and a symphony entitled "I left my Heart in Parisa"
A professor from France — $1000 deposited in my bank account every month for 5 years (I was too young then, to know he was getting off easy.)
Fourteen separate members of the House of Representatives, a solid 10 from the Senate — private suites in Las Vegas, a permanent residence in Capitol Hill, a dozen or so Cartier tennis bracelets, the same pair of Louboutins 12 times over, Saks shopping sprees, a lifetime supply of Tiffany diamonds.
A Saudi prince — a solid gold cast of my breasts.
One Italian bishop — lots and lots of crying, and a generous free hour in the papacy's private archives. Nothing particularly juicy in there, though.
& many more.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☐ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☑︎ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
A more private asset, if you wish to use it. I'm a telepath, and a very skilled one. While I've never whored out this particular skillset of mine, I figure — why not? I can determine truest intentions of those closest to you just to stir the pot, or reveal the inner desires of your patrons for a more illuminated experience — or potentially to lord over their heads? Most people are quite rotten deep down, which you don't need me to tell you. Ta.
no subject
Name: Pietro Maximoff
Stage Name (if different): Quicksilver
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
✔ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
✔ DJ
✔ Bodyguard
Age:
26
💅 WHY YOU?
Why not me? I have nothing else to lose or gain, and I am the fastest here and the most experienced with all levels of threats.
🛠 EXPERIENCE
I saw the Kevin Costner movie with Whitney Houston.
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
✔ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☐ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
I'm much prettier and much better than Kevin Costner but I'd still let Reagan get shot.
no subject
Name: Buffy Summers
Stage Name (if different): Still Buffy
What job you want:
☑︎ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☐ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☐ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age:
20! Actually my birthday is next month. Preemptive 21?
💅 WHY YOU?
Well, why not me? I never get tired for one, and I've taken some dance lessons from the best (that's Ani, if that wasn't obvious), so I know what I'm doing (in theory). Also, I look great in heels. Also, I can throttle anyone who gets too handsy! And I have an annoying little sister, so I'm good at doing hair (also in theory). I checked dancer for the outfits, but I can go wherever you want me, whenever you want me there. Easy!
🛠 EXPERIENCE
The Hex Club. 💃 Before that, Double Meat Palace. (Please don't ask. It involved a hat with a cow-chicken hybrid on it.)
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☑︎ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☐ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
I figured loyalties being what they are, I owe Ani some tangible commitment, and there's no one more deserving in my opinion. I'm proud of the Pink Slip and everything you've accomplished — I know the last few months have been a complete shitshow and you've taken it all in stride, but I've never seen you with less than ten perfect acrylic nails, or heels shorter than four inches. You're amazing!! You're the only woman in the world!! I am a kiss ass and I am not above bribery!! Please hire me!!!
Love, Bubs. 🩷
no subject
Name: Takeshi Kovacs
What job you want:
☐ Dancer
☐ Bartender
☐ Bouncer
☐ Glam Squad
☒ Den Mother
☐ Personal Assistant
☒ Manager
☐ DJ
☐ Bodyguard
Age: 286
💅 WHY YOU? "BUILT LIKE AN LG FUCKING FRIDGE"
🛠 EXPERIENCE 2 years sex work and live-in brothel security
🧨 WHEN YOU’RE FREE
☒ Regular as hell — gimme shifts
☐ I pop in when I want — deal with it
☒ You call, I come (yeah, like that)
☐ Honestly? You’ll just know I was here
💋 LAST WORDS
If I wanted to impress you, I wouldn't do it by filling out paperwork.